This misty morning. I am horrified to find that Edward The Eagle
who guards over the pond, has been pooed on by some flying creature
who dumped black shit all over him. What kind of ungrateful bird
did that? I asked myself.My garden is an a la carte restaurant for all
visiting wildlife - breakfast,lunch,dinner with wash and brush-up
facilities all provided.Obviously some greedy bird thought it was funny
to take a runny black dump after landing on Ed's head.